Okay, this is without a doubt my all-time favorite episode of the show.

It's just sooooo wrong. And yet so right.

Guest is porn star Kagney Linn Karter. We drink cocktails made with 42 Below, Van Gogh and Stoli. But mostly we talk about sex. Really raunchy talk about sex.

Kagney Linn Karter is a contract girl with Zero Tolerance Entertainment. She started erotic dancing in Missouri and was named the state's Déjà Vu Showgirl of the Year in 2007. She moved to California to pursue a mainstream acting and singing career. That didn't work out so well, so she entered the adult film industry instead in 2008.

Her real name is Kagney Linn (her father was a big James Cagney fan). She chose Karter as her surname because it "just fit perfectly." She was the Penthouse Pet of the Month for June 2009, and appeared on the covers of Hustler in April 2009 and Adult Video News in June 2009.

She also graced the cover of Holly Randall's photo book, "Erotic Dream Girls," published in October 2009.

For the second consecutive year my friends at Gayot.com have asked me to write up a list of my ten favorite vodkas, and for the second consecutive  year poor Popov vodka didn't make the cut. Despite being very impressed with Popov's amazing "unbreakable" bottle, customer loyalty (mostly homeless people) and the $4.99 price tag, I just couldn't bring myself to include a brand on a top ten list that tastes so much like the sweat from a gorilla's ball sack. (And in case you're wondering how I happen to be familiar with the taste of overheated primates genitals, well, let's just say I've been around the block a few times, okay?) One good thing I can say about Popov, though, is that it's the ONLY vodka I've ever featured in a short film (see below).

When you're finished watching the Popov video, CLICK HERE to see the complete Gayot.com list of the ten best vodkas on the market, which includes some old stand-bys (Grey Goose, Kauffman) along with a few surprises (if I listed them here, then they wouldn't be surpises anymore, now would they?)

I invite you to post your thoughts on the list in the comments thread. In fact, I DARE you to... punk.

Budem zdorovy!