No Longer Metro, but Still Sexual

First thing, I'm a big fan of your writing. Why is the Imbiber section no longer in the Metro as well as your movie reviews? I always looked forward to your Friday movie reviews as they were always very entertaining and knowledgable.
Regards,
Brian Duhamel

The Imbiber replies: The simple answer, Brian, is that Metro is stupid. Let's stick with the simple answer.


Hey I was at Employees Only recently and I swore I saw you macking with a drunk girl that was totally wasted. Admit it it was you, wasn't it?
-Pete Z

The Imbiber replies: Guilty as charged, Pete Z. It's odd, though, that you'd recognize me, and not your sister. She's a good kisser, by the way.
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