Grenache
Mar/19/2008
Vino Vixens
By Dan Dunn
(To see this article as it appeared in Metro New York click here)
The current issue of Maxim features a list titled the “Sexiest Everything” that the Imbiber helped compile. While I’m glad the piece included my picks for sexiest fruit (the kumquat) and foreign language (Israeli, it’s the new French), I was rather disappointed over the omission of some of my more inspired submissions. These include the sexiest panties (Hanky Panky gilded rose mesh thong), sexiest pet (a St. Bernard, because size does matter), and sexiest way to die (being suffocated to death with a pair of Hanky Panky panties by an insanely jealous Jessica Biel).To read the rest click here...
(To see this article as it appeared in Metro New York click here)
The current issue of Maxim features a list titled the “Sexiest Everything” that the Imbiber helped compile. While I’m glad the piece included my picks for sexiest fruit (the kumquat) and foreign language (Israeli, it’s the new French), I was rather disappointed over the omission of some of my more inspired submissions. These include the sexiest panties (Hanky Panky gilded rose mesh thong), sexiest pet (a St. Bernard, because size does matter), and sexiest way to die (being suffocated to death with a pair of Hanky Panky panties by an insanely jealous Jessica Biel).To read the rest click here...
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