Fever Tree
Jul/15/2008
Mixer-ing it up
By Dan Dunn
You know, over the years people have often asked me what type of mixers I prefer with my cocktails, to which I would invariably respond by punching them in the nuts. Or, if they didn’t have nuts, making fun of their hair and/or telling them they looked fat in a dress. Ah, but lately my court-ordered anger-management coach has been advising me to be more open with people, and to avoid violence and insults altogether if possible. To that end I’ve decided to come clean about my mixer-maker of choice… and to offer a public apology to my next door neighbor, Glenn. I’m sorry, man…you look really cool with a mullet.
In my opinion, Fever Tree makes the best mixers out there. First off, Fever Tree mixers are made with all-natural ingredients…and if Bo Derek taught us anything when she came running up that beach in “10,” it’s that all-natural beats fake any day of the week. And dammit if that isn’t that the first reference to “10” I’ve made in about two decades? To read the rest click here...
By Dan Dunn
You know, over the years people have often asked me what type of mixers I prefer with my cocktails, to which I would invariably respond by punching them in the nuts. Or, if they didn’t have nuts, making fun of their hair and/or telling them they looked fat in a dress. Ah, but lately my court-ordered anger-management coach has been advising me to be more open with people, and to avoid violence and insults altogether if possible. To that end I’ve decided to come clean about my mixer-maker of choice… and to offer a public apology to my next door neighbor, Glenn. I’m sorry, man…you look really cool with a mullet.
In my opinion, Fever Tree makes the best mixers out there. First off, Fever Tree mixers are made with all-natural ingredients…and if Bo Derek taught us anything when she came running up that beach in “10,” it’s that all-natural beats fake any day of the week. And dammit if that isn’t that the first reference to “10” I’ve made in about two decades? To read the rest click here...
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