Bloody Mary
Oct/01/2007
Herb's Vodka ... it ain't just for
hippies
By Dan Dunn
For years doctors have been claiming vegetables are good for us and alcohol isn’t. What they routinely fail to point out, however, is that no amount of broccoli or cauliflower will ever provide you with enough courage to approach the out-of-your-league hottie at the end of the bar or to stand up in front of roomful of strangers and belt out an off-key karaoke rendition of “Dancing Queen.”
Think about it — have you ever gone out for a night on the town, ate too many string beans, and as a result wound up having a crazy one-night stand? Would anyone over the age of sixteen step inside a bowling alley ever again if they served brussels sprouts at the lanes instead of beer? Could copious amounts of steamed asparagus make a Dave Matthews Band concert tolerable? Exactly! So maybe those veggie-pushin’ docs aren’t so smart after all.To read the rest click here...
By Dan Dunn
For years doctors have been claiming vegetables are good for us and alcohol isn’t. What they routinely fail to point out, however, is that no amount of broccoli or cauliflower will ever provide you with enough courage to approach the out-of-your-league hottie at the end of the bar or to stand up in front of roomful of strangers and belt out an off-key karaoke rendition of “Dancing Queen.”
Think about it — have you ever gone out for a night on the town, ate too many string beans, and as a result wound up having a crazy one-night stand? Would anyone over the age of sixteen step inside a bowling alley ever again if they served brussels sprouts at the lanes instead of beer? Could copious amounts of steamed asparagus make a Dave Matthews Band concert tolerable? Exactly! So maybe those veggie-pushin’ docs aren’t so smart after all.To read the rest click here...
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