The Red-Headed Slut
31/01/07 17:02
Maeve's Residuals
11042 Ventura Boulevard Studio City, CA 91604
818-761-8301
www.maevesresiduals.com
“The Red-Headed Slut”
Brian says: “When a female customer asks me for a Red-Headed Slut, I tell her ‘I get off work at 8!’ After the brief flirtation (or, in a lot of cases, puzzled looks) I fill a shaker with ice and add two-counts of Jagermeister, two counts of peach schnapps, two counts of cranberry juice, and a double dash of grenadine (after all, a slut's head can't be too red). Shake it ten times, pour into two double shot glasses--one for her and one for me--call the customer a ‘Dirty Who-er,’ and CLINK! ‘Here's to swimmin' with bow-legged women!’ And then her boyfriend gets in my face and I have to buy him a drink. There's nothing better than being a red-headed bartender in a bar where the number one shot is the Red-Headed Slut.”
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